What city has no people?Electricity!Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
Every lunch it went back four seconds
Why was the baby ant confused?
All his uncles were ants!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well!
What month has 28 days?
All of them!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?
I don"t know, but when it talks, you better listen carefully!
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
SpongeBob SmartyPants!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
Frostbite!
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